Coasters

Parenthood Coaster

Parenthood Coaster

$5.00
“Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Piss Off Coaster

Piss Off Coaster

$5.00
How to Piss Off Your Teenager: Say good morning Sing any song from the 80s Say I love you in public Tag them on social media Breathe Coasters are 4”x4” and made with...
Recent Study Coaster

Recent Study Coaster

$5.00
“A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in...
See You in the Morning Coaster

See You in the Morning Coaster

$5.00
“Tucked my kids in bed and said ‘I’ll see you in the morning!’ Then we laughed and laughed and saw each other 16 more times before sunrise.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork...
She Hugged Me Coaster

She Hugged Me Coaster

$5.00
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Shortcut Coaster

Shortcut Coaster

$5.00
“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
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Slapped You Coaster

Slapped You Coaster

$5.00
Sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like never stop talking and I panicked. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Snack Bitch Coaster

Snack Bitch Coaster

$5.00
I used to be cool. Now, I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Step Out of Car Coaster

Step Out of Car Coaster

$5.00
“Cop: ‘Please step out of the car.’ Me: ‘I’m too drunk you get in.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Superpower Coaster

Superpower Coaster

$5.00
“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Two Moods Coaster

Two Moods Coaster

$5.00
“I have two moods: Namaste I’ll Cut You.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Vodka Coaster

Vodka Coaster

$5.00
“Trust me, you can dance.” - Vodka Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Walk into a Store Coaster

Walk into a Store Coaster

$5.00
“It feels amazing to walk into a store and buy whatever I want without looking at the price tag. Thank you Dollar Tree.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners...
When I Honk...Coaster

When I Honk...Coaster

$5.00
By now the wine should know enough to come out of the store when I honk. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.