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Not Coming Coaster

Not Coming Coaster

$5.00
“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Overthink Mom Coaster

Overthink Mom Coaster

$5.00
“It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them” - Mom Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Owe Me $3 Coaster

Owe Me $3 Coaster

$5.00
My Child: Mom you owe me $3 Me: You owe me $250K and a new stomach Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Parenthood Coaster

Parenthood Coaster

$5.00
“Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Parenting Coaster

Parenting Coaster

$5.00
A perfect metaphor for parenting is trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine.  are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Piss Off Coaster

Piss Off Coaster

$5.00
How to Piss Off Your Teenager: Say good morning Sing any song from the 80s Say I love you in public Tag them on social media Breathe Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners...
Recent Study Coaster

Recent Study Coaster

$5.00
“A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
See You in the Morning Coaster

See You in the Morning Coaster

$5.00
“Tucked my kids in bed and said ‘I’ll see you in the morning!’ Then we laughed and laughed and saw each other 16 more times before sunrise.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...
She Hugged Me Coaster

She Hugged Me Coaster

$5.00
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Shortcut Coaster

Shortcut Coaster

$5.00
“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Slapped You Coaster

Slapped You Coaster

$5.00
Sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like never stop talking and I panicked. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Snack Bitch Coaster

Snack Bitch Coaster

$5.00
I used to be cool. Now, I’m a tiny person’s snack bitch. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Step Out of Car Coaster

Step Out of Car Coaster

$5.00
“Cop: ‘Please step out of the car.’ Me: ‘I’m too drunk you get in.’” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Superpower Coaster

Superpower Coaster

$5.00
“My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking & not hear a damn thing you said.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.