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Life Coach Coaster

Life Coach Coaster

$5.00
Stop being an asshole.  There.  Now I'm your life coach. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Lose Your Shoe Coaster

Lose Your Shoe Coaster

$5.00
“Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...
Lucky husband....Coaster

Lucky husband....Coaster

$5.00
Sometimes I stare at my husband when he isn't looking and I think to myself, wow...He is one lucky son of a bitch. Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...
Not Coming Coaster

Not Coming Coaster

$5.00
“Listen, I still want to be invited but I’m not coming.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Overthink Mom Coaster

Overthink Mom Coaster

$5.00
“It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them” - Mom Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round...
Owe Me $3 Coaster

Owe Me $3 Coaster

$5.00
My Child: Mom you owe me $3 Me: You owe me $250K and a new stomach Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Parenthood Coaster

Parenthood Coaster

$5.00
“Parenthood, the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Parenting Coaster

Parenting Coaster

$5.00
A perfect metaphor for parenting is trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine.  are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the...
Piss Off Coaster

Piss Off Coaster

$5.00
How to Piss Off Your Teenager: Say good morning Sing any song from the 80s Say I love you in public Tag them on social media Breathe Coasters are 4”x4” and...
Recent Study Coaster

Recent Study Coaster

$5.00
“A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and...
She Hugged Me Coaster

She Hugged Me Coaster

$5.00
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She hugged me.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in the USA.
Shortcut Coaster

Shortcut Coaster

$5.00
“Lead me not into temptation…oh who am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut.” Coasters are 4”x4” and made with resin with a cork backing and round corners. Made in...